I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.