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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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