Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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