NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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