have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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