If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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