I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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