these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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