question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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