i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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