It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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