Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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