the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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