Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
its not stalking. its research.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
