btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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