I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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