I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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