just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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