Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Text me some of your sweat
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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