So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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