Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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