i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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