Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I got inside last night via doggy door
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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