Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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