We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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