If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
pop tarts are not kleenex
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Sorry about my life...
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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