Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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