I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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