How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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