More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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