The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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