I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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