The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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