Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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