apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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