I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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