Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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