My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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