would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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