Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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