I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Randomize
