yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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