i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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