So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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