I like to think it a success when the cops are called
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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