Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize