Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
