So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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