Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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