we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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