Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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