I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize