dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
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there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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